#AREADATA
Name        Cage and Aquarium~
Builders    None~
VNUMs       25500 26000
Security    9
Credits     {15 25} Rainman Cage and Aquarium~
End



#MOBILES
#25500
racist friend joe~
your racist friend~
Your racist friend Joe is here apologizing for his behavior.
~
Joe is a bullet-headed hypocrite. Everyone despises the madness he spouts
whenever he lets the bottle do the thinking for him. He attempts to bore you
to death with his politics. He is nothing but a fat man with a simple mind.
~
human~
ABG J -25 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25501
jessica~
Jessica the tramp~
Jessica is standing under the mistletoe screaming at you!
~
Jessica has the ability to make her men very jealous. Why, just now she was
sitting on Joe's knee and humming cheating songs. She is 5 feet tall and sick
of you, so get out of her trailer. It almost looks as though she has a human
spine caught in her teeth.
~
human~
ABG J -25 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25502
horrible~
Mr. Horrible~
Mr. Horrible is here guarding his chair and looking VERY bothered.
~
Mr. Horrible says 'I don't mind...the thing that bothers me is...someone keeps
moving my chair!'
~
human~
ABFG DJ -500 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25503
triangle man~
triangle man~
Triangle man hates everyone is here
~
Triangle man is here looking for a good fight. He hates particle man and
person man and you!  Be careful, because it would be REALLY embarrassing if
the BATTLE UPDATE showed you as his next victim!
~
human~
ACG JP -1000 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25504
canary blue~
blue canary~
A Blue Canary in the outlet wants to befriend you.
~
This canary has a strange glow about her. 
She says "I am the only bee in your bonnet'.
~
human~
ABCG HJNT 50 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25505
rabid child~
Rabid Child~
Rabid Child is here, talking on a CB.
~
Rabid Child utters the words 'Hammer Down'.
~
human~
AG BJNPU 200 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25506
dead dog~
John's dead dog~
John's dead dog is rotting here.
~
John's dog was a victim of youth culture. He was mutt. Now he's just dead.
~
human~
ABG HJNT 100 0
14 0 2d10+190 5d5+100 1d12+3 charge
-1 -1 -1 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25507
goldfish~
a goldfish~
A goldfish has been set free here.
~
You see a plain old goldfish flip-flopping on the floor.
~
human~
ABG JT 100 0
5 0 2d6+60 5d5+100 1d6+1 charge
5 5 5 9
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25508
frosty~
Frosty the Supervisor~
Frosty the Supervisor is here talking about an electric chair.
~
Frosty looks around for being-lazy folks like yourself. He adjusts his hearing
aid and mumbles something about an electric chair..
~
human~
ABGT J 0 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 punch
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25509
mr. klaw~
Mr. Klaw~
The famous Mr. Vanity Klaw the talking klaw is here.
~
A talking claw tries to engage you in conversation.
~
human~
AG JN -200 0
22 0 5d10+400 5d5+1000 4d4+6 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25510
infantryman~
an infantryman~
An Infantryman is from the government and he's here to help.
~
The Infantryman is keeping a watchful eye for strangers. His stare pierces
through you as he stands his post.
~
human~
AG JP 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25511
marshal~
the Marshal~
The Marshal focuses his binoculars skyward.
~
The Marshall is a lean-mean fighting machine. He intently looks to the sky as
though he is waiting for something to happen.

You look up but see nothing.
~
human~
AG HJ 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25512
girl little precious~
a precious little girl~
A precious little girl whizzes by you on her tricycle.
~
She is soooooooooo cute that you could just pinch her cheek. She looks at you,
draws a dividing line, and starts screaming.
~
human~
ACG JN 500 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25513
particle man~
particle man~
Particle man is here doing the things a particle can.
~
Particle man is here doing the things a particle can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Nobody knows!
~
human~
ACGH BJPTU 1000 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25514
mr. me~
Mr. Me~
Mr. Me is here, sadly bemoaning great regrets.
~
Mr. Me moans 'I've floundered in the misty sea, but can't abide it's mystery,
I wound up sad, you bet'.
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25515
mother~
mother~
Mother tippy-toes to the front door.
~
Mother appears afraid and seems to be hiding from you!
~
human~
AGH Q 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25516
bear~
a cross-eyed bear~
A cross-eyed bear is sleeping here.
~
The bear is out cold.
~
bear~
ABG J 500 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 claw
0 0 0 7
DEO 0 EI 0
stand stand male 500
AGV ABCDEFHJKUV medium none
#25517
zombie~
a mighty zombie~
A mighty zombie is talking of some love and posterity.
~
You look as hard as you can but see nothing. You merely feel a strange
presence about you.
A voice whispers in you ear 'The good old days never say good-bye, if you keep
this in your mind; You need some loving arms'.
You feel the presence envelope your soul. 
You have heard the voice that makes the silent noise.
~
unique~
AG BJPU -25 0
19 0 3d9+308 5d5+1000 2d7+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
0 0 medium none
#25518
statue~
a huge stone statue~
A HUGE monolithic stone statue towers over you here.
~
The monument of granite sends a beam into your eye.
The statue takes your hand and throws you into the sky.
The statue makes you DIE!
The statue makes you FRY!
The stone it calls to you...
You can't refuse to do the things it tells you to.
~
unique~
ABG HJN 100 0
30 0 6d12+853 5d5+1000 4d6+8 pound
-9 -9 -9 3
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
0 0 medium none
#25519
John Flansburgh~
John Flansburgh~
John Flansburgh is here trying to lose some weight.
~
John pogos about the room, flailing his guitar in every direction. He sings a
sad song about love, posterity and something about a hotel detective. You do
your best to try to understand.
John looks at you.
John says 'I'm the biggest one'.
~
human~
ABG FHJN 250 0
25 0 5d10+550 5d5+1000 2d10+7 punch
-7 -7 -7 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25520
John Linnell~
John Linnell~
John Linnell is here playing a polka.
~
John has a huge saxophone strapped over his shoulder, and plays an accordion
with a rockin stance. He flips his hair and smirks at you.
~
human~
ABG HJN 250 0
25 0 5d10+550 5d5+1000 2d10+7 punch
-7 -7 -7 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25521
8 track player~
An 8-track player~
The 8-track player lunges out at you!
~
This seems to be the source of most of the noise in the room. You wonder what
could be the harm in turning it off?
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
24 0 5d10+500 5d5+1000 2d10+6 charge
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25522
scarecrow filthy~
a filthy scarecrow~
A filthy scarecrow waves his broomstick arms and does a parody of each
unconscious thing you do.
~
When you turn around to look it's gone behind you.
On it's face it's wearing your confused expression...where your eyes don't
go...a part of you is hovering...it's a nightmare that you'll never be
discovering...
There's a pair of eyes in the back of your head.
~
human~
ABCFG D 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25523
king cuba~
the King of Cuba~
The King of Cuba is looking for his crown.
~
The King of Cuba chomps on a cigar and babbles incoherently in a language you
are not familiar with. You do your best to understand what his problem is, but
find yourself agreeing with him although in reality you actually don't have a
clue as to what he is muttering about.

The King of Cuba nods solemnly towards you.
You nod solemnly towards him.
~
human~
AG J -500 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 punch
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25524
bird~
a bird~
A bird without a beak tries to gum you to death here.
~
The little sparrow lost it's beak from an unfortunate encounter with a
windshield.
~
song bird~
AG JT -500 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 claw
0 0 0 7
FH 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AGW ACDEFHKP medium none
#25525
ana ng~
Ana Ng~
Ana Ng stands here glowing with majestic presence.
~
Ana is getting to be quite old. She spends her waking hours in search of a
love she never found. She dreams fondly of the man she has never met, yet she
has spent her whole life pining for.
~
human~
ABCG JN 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25526
polk james head~
the head of James K. Polk~
The head of James K. Polk floats here.
~
You see a disembodied head floating here, taunting you with political 
conversation.
~
human~
ABFG HJT 100 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 punch
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25527
henry john head~
the head of John Henry~
The head of John Henry floats here.
~
The head of John Henry floats here hauntingly. You know you are hallucinating
because there is no such thing as a disembodied head because it's just not
possible. Right? You fail to reassure yourself and try to quickly decide
between fleeing and fighting.
~
human~
ABG JNT 100 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25528
chess piece face~
Chess Piece Face~
The Chess Piece face screams into a CB radio.
~
Chess Piece Face utters the words 'Hammer Down'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
23 0 5d10+450 5d5+1000 3d6+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25529
ensor james head~
the head of James Ensor~
Before you floats the head of James Ensor, Belgium's famous painter.
~
Meet James Ensor - Belgium's famous painter.
Shake his hand.
Appreciate the man.
Raise a glass and sit and stare.
Understand the man.
He lost all his friends.
He didn't need his friends.
He lived with his mother and repeated himself.
The world has forgotten.
The world moved along.
~
human~
ABG JP 200 0
22 0 5d10+400 5d5+1000 4d4+6 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25530
einstein albert head physicist~
the head of Albert Einstein~
The head of Albert Einstein floats here calculating.
~
Mr. Einstein looks at you and yells 'WAHOO!'
~
human~
ABG JT 200 0
23 0 5d10+450 5d5+1000 3d6+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25531
copernicus head~
the head of Copernicus~
The head of Copernicus floats here scientifically.
~
Copernicus was wrong, but don't mention it. It makes him angry.
~
human~
ABG JT 200 0
24 0 5d10+500 5d5+1000 2d10+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25532
chinese person~
Chinese person~
A Chinese person is here fighting!
~
No way! You are still fighting!
~
human~
ABFG DFJ 200 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25533
waitress~
a waitress~
A waitress is here, waiting to serve you
~
The waitress looks at you and snaps her gum. Her auburn hair is done in a
bouffant style, and her skin is a pasty white from never getting to go out in
the sun.

The waitress says 'Whaddya have, stranger?'
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
24 0 5d10+500 5d5+1000 2d10+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25534
subliminal~
the subliminal~
The subliminal screams and attacks.
~
The subliminal knows your every thought.
It is futile to resist. 
You stare into the subliminal as long as you can.
~
human~
ACFGH BDFJQ -200 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25535
weasel~
a weasel~
A weasel overcome with dinge drools at you.
~
It kind of looks like a wet rat without any teeth.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 charge
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25536
rich man~
a rich man~
A rich man has dollar signs in his eyes.
~
A rich man tells you 'Hey life's a funny thing'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25537
poor man~
a poor man~
A poor man begs for some coins.
~
A poor man tells you 'I can't afford to speak'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25538
cat~
a cat~
A cat dances beneath your feet.
~
This cat can smell the cat food in your bank account. No wonder it's so
friendly.
~
human~
AGH J 100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 claw
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25539
deputy dog~
deputy dog~
Deputy dog dog a ding dang depadepa.
~
Deputy Dog recites some prose to you...

He says 'D-world destruction'
        'O-ver and overture'
        'N-do I need'
        'T-need this torture?'
~
fido~
AG DJ 100 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
FR 0 0 C
stand stand male 500
ABGV ACDEFHJKQV medium none
#25540
big duluth~
the big duluth~
The Big Duluth stands here talking on a CB.
~
The Big Duluth utters the words 'rabbit ears'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25541
snowman~
a snowman~
A snowman with a protective rubber skin.
~
The snowman is melting away quickly. You wonder how it has survived in this
heat at all..
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25542
skeleton tiny dancing~
a tiny dancing skeleton~
A tiny dancing skeleton.
~
The skeleton taunts you and laughs.
~
human~
AG J -50 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25543
hotel detective~
a hotel detective~
A detective is here tapping your calls.
~
She's got her ears to the walls and she's tapping the calls..
If you've got a secret...forget about it.
The hotel detective says 'I own the place'.

You check her out!
~
human~
AG JPQU 0 0
23 0 5d10+450 5d5+1000 3d6+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25544
monkey~
a monkey~
The dumb waiter is a monkey.
~
The monkey mimics you.
The monkey looks at you.
The monkey laughs.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
14 0 2d10+190 5d5+100 1d12+3 charge
-1 -1 -1 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25545
bellhop funky~
the funky bellhop~
The funky bellhop holds out his hand for a tip.
~
The bellhop wears a silly looking uniform and a really dumb looking hat.
You laugh at him mercilessly.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25546
shriner~
a Shriner~
A Shriner offers to loan you his little car.
~
The Shriner is a fat and balding man with bad breath. He asks if you'd like to
borrow his little car and go for a ride.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25547
angel~
an angel~
The gods have sent an angel to watch over you.
~
She hovers in the air here. You look into her eyes and fall into a trance.
~
human~
AG JT 1000 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25548
man~
the man in charge~
The man in charge doesn't like the way you look.
~
The man says 'We are out of furniture'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25549
haggler baheem~
Baheem the Haggler~
Baheem the Haggler opens his coat and displays his wares to you.
~
He has a big old turban wrapped around his head and a scimitar by his side.
Baheem looks deep into your eyes.
Baheem says 'Let us make a deal'!
~
human~
ACG JP -100 0
24 0 5d10+500 5d5+1000 2d10+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25550
face smilling yellow~
a smiling yellow face~
A smiling yellow face knocks at the door.
~
It's an enormous yellow smiley face, just like one of those stupid buttons you
used to wear. It seems to just hover in place.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25551
cow~
the cow~
The cow is a friend to you.
~
She lives beneath the ocean, her only home is bone.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25552
snake~
the two-headed snake~
A two -headed snake slithers up to you.
~
The snake bites you!
The snake bites you!
Boy, that really did HURT!
You have been poisoned.
You can't get away!
No way, you are still fighting!
You have been KILLED!
~
snake~
AFG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 bite
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 L I
stand stand male 500
AGXYc ADEFKLQVX medium none
#25553
spy~
the spy~
Someone appears in the room.
~
You can't do that.
~
human~
ACG BDFJPQ 0 0
17 0 3d9+258 5d5+1000 3d4+4 charge
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25554
mr dj~
Mr. DJ~
Mr. DJ stands here making empty promises of fame and fortune.
~
Mr. DJ says 'I'd really like to help you'. 
He continues 'You scratch my back, and I'll scratch your record'.
~
human~
AG JPU -200 0
24 0 5d10+500 5d5+1000 2d10+6 punch
-6 -6 -6 4
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25555
hypnotist~
a hypnotist~
A hypnotist of ladies stands here making you sleepy..
~
You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.

You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.

You're getting sleepy, very sleepy.

You sleep.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25556
turkish turk woman~
a Turkish woman~
A Turkish woman is here looking for her date.
~
The Turkish woman frets and waits anxiously for her date. She is a very
patient woman, as it has been a number of years that she has been waiting now.
She thinks it could have something to do with renaming Constantinople to
Istanbul, but you never know.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25557
ant~
an ant~
The ant comes marching in HOOORAA HOORAA!
~
The ant is about the size of your shoe. Don't tread on an ant, you'll end up
black and blue.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
10 0 2d7+121 5d5+100 2d4+2 punch
1 1 1 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25558
twin evil~
the evil twin~
John's evil twin stands here mimicking your every move.
~
John's evil twin is a fair weather friend
~
human~
AG J -1000 0
17 0 3d9+258 5d5+1000 3d4+4 charge
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25559
mammal~
a mammal~
A mammal swims about playfully.
~
You really can't tell what it is.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
10 0 2d7+121 5d5+100 2d4+2 charge
1 1 1 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25560
spider~
the spider~
The spider hangs here quietly.
~
Creepy...crawly...creepy...crawly...
~
human~
AG J -1000 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25561
nightmare person~
a nightmare person~
A nightmare person is here dining quietly.
~
You see a person with dark hair, translucent skin, and a bad attitude. You
know the type.
~
human~
ABCG J -200 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 punch
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25562
hot cha~
Hot Cha~
Hot Cha, where are you?.
~
In your dreams, or what?
~
human~
AG FJ 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 pound
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25563
copy girl~
the copy shop girl~
The copy shop girl is here sleeping in the flowers.
~
A young girl is here asleep, avoiding her second day of work.
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25564
famous person~
the famous person~
The famous person stands here, completely clueless.
~
The famous person's hair is blonde. You hear a phone ringing. It sounds as
though it's coming from inside of her.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 pound
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25565
doctor~
a doctor~
HELLO DOCTOR!
~
Just wanted you girls to have some fun too! Feel free to note me as to what
you want him to look like...Rainman
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25566
fireman~
a fireman~
The fireman stands here enjoying a quick smoke.
~
The fireman is a lean man with broad shoulders. His hair is sandy brown, and
stares back at you intently.

He says 'What are you doing in my room?'

You fumble for an answer.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25567
tommy~
Tommy~
Tommy is here, lost and wandering around aimlessly.
~
Tommy is moving some boxes that contain musical equipment. He looks kind of
lost.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25568
whale~
the whale~
The whale lumbers along slowly and gracefully.
~
The whale is huge, and could probably swallow you whole in one bite.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25569
squid~
the squid~
The squid looks somewhat dangerous to you.
~
The squid reaches it's tentacles towards you...and attacks!
~
human~
AFG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25570
jason~
Jason~
Jason is here, leading countless argonauts into battle.
~
He is a crusty sailing man. He has long, flowing red hair and a beard. He
seems to be looking for a monster to do battle with.
He looks at you.
Jason drools on himself.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
19 0 3d9+308 5d5+1000 2d7+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25571
argonaut screaming~
a screaming argonaut~
An Argonaut is here screaming at you.
~
The argonaut follows the orders of his fearless leader Jason.
He is well armored, and appears ready to engage in battle.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25572
lion~
the lion~
The lion takes the controls of the spaceship.
~
Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone.

The lion waves good-bye to you.
~
human~
ABGH J 1000 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 claw
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25573
venus girl~
the girl from Venus~
The girl from Venus begs you to kiss her for science.
~
The girl from Venus is beautiful. 
You kiss her.
The girl kisses you.
You become her love slave forever.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25574
jailor~
the jailor~
The jailor is here, trapped in his cell.
~
He is a pitiful sight, as he reaches through the bars and begs you to set him
free.
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 punch
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25575
brother younger~
John's younger brother~
John's younger brother is his personal slave.
~
He carries a small basket with a head in it.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 punch
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25576
universe man~
universe man~
Universe man is the size of the entire universe man!
~
He's HUGE! Judging from the size of his bulging muscles - you'd better think
twice about messing with him!
~
human~
AG J 0 0
22 0 5d10+400 5d5+1000 4d4+6 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25577
person man~
person man~
Person man has been hit on the head with a frying pan.
~
Person man is a degraded man. He was hit on the head with a frying pan.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
17 0 3d9+258 5d5+1000 3d4+4 charge
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25578
carpenter~
the carpenter~
The carpenter is standing here looking quite bored.
~
The carpenter wanders around looking for something to fix.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
22 0 5d10+400 5d5+1000 4d4+6 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25579
secretary~
the secretary~
The secretary ignores you and continues typing.
~
The secretary continues about doing mundane office work.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25580
skullhead~
the skullhead~
The skullhead is in front of you.
~
The skullhead is behind you now!
~
human~
AG JPQ 0 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25581
bat~
a bat~
The bat hangs here listening to your every move.
~
The bat seems disinterested in you.
~
bat~
AG JTZ -1000 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 charge
-2 -2 -2 6
FH 0 0 S
stand stand none 500
AGV ACDEFHJKP medium none
#25582
dolphin~
the dolphin~
A dolphin tries to befriend you.
~
The dolphin swims about playfully, trying to teach you something.
~
human~
AG JN 0 0
20 0 3d9+333 5d5+1000 2d8+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25583
koala bear~
the koala bear~
A kuddly kute koala bear looks a bit timid.
~
The koala looks down at you from the trees. It's so cute you couldn't possibly
think of any reason to want to hurt it.
~
human~
AG JT 100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 claw
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25584
hog~
the hog~
The hog is here making a pig of itself.
~
The hog is here making a pig of itself.
~
human~
AG J 100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 charge
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25585
fox~
the fox~
The fox outsmarts you every time.
~
You look but see nothing. The fox has disappeared.
~
fox~
AG JPQZ 0 0
14 0 2d10+190 5d5+100 1d12+3 bite
-1 -1 -1 6
FH 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AGV ACDEFHJKQV medium none
#25586
ox~
the ox~
The Ox is wearing green socks.
~
He is quite large and strong. Perhaps you could take him for a ride.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
14 0 2d10+190 5d5+100 1d12+3 punch
-1 -1 -1 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25587
giraffe~
the giraffe~
The giraffe towers over you here.
~
The giraffe ignores you and continues to chew on foliage above your head.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 punch
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25588
shrew~
the shrew~
A shrew is here needing to be tamed.
~
The shrew looks quite innocent and harmless.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 charge
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25589
caribou~
the caribou~
A caribou charges at you fearlessly.
~
It appears to have been angered, better get out while you can!
~
human~
AG J 0 0
14 0 2d10+190 5d5+100 1d12+3 charge
-1 -1 -1 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25590
dance instructor~
a dance instructor~
A dance instuctor tries to teach you to mosh.
~
For all those times you tried to dance and nearly broke your neck, here's your
chance to learn something.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25591
lad's gal~
Lad's gal~
Lad's gal is hanging here to show him something needs a change.
~
She laughs and explains 'He's my lower half'.
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25592
lad~
Lad~
Lad is here, not quite getting the picture.
~
Lad looks quite sad. He rocks on his bar stool and drinks for two, pondering a
time bomb in his mind.
~
human~
ABG J 0 0
17 0 3d9+258 5d5+1000 3d4+4 charge
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25593
mortician~
a mortician~
A mortician looks at you and drools on himself.
~
He looks back at you and grins evilly. 
He's been looking for a corpse and yours will do nicely.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25594
yelling doll~
a yelling doll~
A doll is here yelling "small girl after all" at you.
~
It's a kewpie doll, just like the kind you once won at carnival.
~
human~
ABG J -100 0
12 0 2d10+150 5d5+100 1d10+3 charge
0 0 0 7
0 0 0 0
stand stand none 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25595
martin x~
Martin X~
Martin X is mad because they outlawed bell-bottoms.
~
Martin X wears his groovy bell-bottoms with pride. Don't laugh at him.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
21 0 4d10+360 5d5+1000 4d4+5 punch
-5 -5 -5 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25596
uncle jack~
Uncle Jack~
Uncle Jack is a salty old sailor.
~
Jack tells you 'I've been trapped here quite a long time'.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
18 0 3d9+283 5d5+1000 2d7+4 punch
-3 -3 -3 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25597
granddad old~
old granddad~
Old Granddad lives in the sea.
~
Old granddad looks quite at home here.
~
human~
AG J 0 0
19 0 3d9+308 5d5+1000 2d7+5 charge
-4 -4 -4 5
0 0 0 0
stand stand male 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#25598
a bloodhound~
a bloodhound~
A bloodhound waits for you here.
~
This dog looks at you and snarls.
~
fido~
ABG J 100 0
15 0 3d9+208 5d5+100 2d6+3 bite
-2 -2 -2 6
FR 0 0 C
stand stand male 500
ABGV ACDEFHJKQV medium none
#25599
a woman~
a woman~
A woman is here attempting to poison your mind.
~
You look at something written across her scalp. These are the words it faintly
says as you try to call for help...

'THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO WELL, AND I'VE OFTEN BEEN
TOLD THAT YOU ONLY CAN DO WHAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO WELL, AND THAT'S BE
YOU, BE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE, BE LIKE YOURSELF...'
~
human~
AG J -100 0
16 0 3d9+233 5d5+1000 2d6+4 punch
-2 -2 -2 6
0 0 0 0
stand stand female 500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK medium none
#0



#OBJECTS
#25500
suit red~
a red suit~
A red suit just like old St. Nick's.~
~
armor K AK
BC BC BC 0 0
18 20 180 P
A
17 -5
E
red~
It appears to be just the typical Santa rental suit - complete with white trim
and black belt. It's a bit large for you.~
#25501
beard~
santa's beard~
A white beard just like Santa Claus.~
~
armor KM AE
BC BC BC 0 0
18 5 180 P
A
17 -1
#25502
ball chain~
a ball & chain~
A lucky ball & chain that was lost about four years ago.~
~
armor E AF
BC BC BC 0 0
18 30 180 P
A
2 -1
A
14 -100
#25503
gown wedding~
a wedding gown~
A pearly white wedding gown is here glistening.~
~
armor KM AD
BC BC BC 0 0
18 20 180 P
A
17 -2
#25504
nightgown black moon number~
nightgown of the sullen moon~
A skimpy little black number is here just begging to be worn.~
~
armor 0 AK
BC BC BC 0 0
16 2 160 P
A
5 1
A
2 1
E
label~
It is a designer label from Chez de Soleil of Hollywood.~
#25505
closet standing~
a standing closet~
A wooden closet stands in the corner.~
~
container 0 0
20 AC 30007 0 0
16 5 160 P
#25506
shoehorn teeth~
a shoehorn with teeth~
A shoehorn, the kind with teeth is here.~
~
key F AO
0 0 0 0 0
16 1 160 P
E
teeth~
You know deep in your heart that there is no such thing.~
#25507
tape cassette~
a cassette tape~
A Young Fresh Fellows cassette tape box is here.~
~
trash B AO
0 0 0 0 0
16 1 160 P
E
box tape~
Upon opening the box, you discover that the tape on the inside is actually
Menudo. On the credits it lists Marc the Warrior as one of the guitarists.~
#25508
chair~
a chair~
A leather office chair has been moved here.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
18 5 180 P
#25509
record broken~
a broken record~
A broken plastic record is laying here.~
~
trash BHM AO
0 0 0 0 0
3 1 30 P
A
3 0
E
plastic broken record~
On the label it says "DBs"~
#25510
money~
the money~
A HUGE pile of coins gets your attention.~
~
money 0 A
BCEH 0 0 0 0
15 0 150 P
#25511
sapphire bullet~
a sapphire bullet~
A sapphire bullet gleams brightly here.~
~
light AB A
0 0 999 0 0
18 1 180 P
A
12 40
A
5 1
#25512
one pill~
one pill~
One pill is singing your favorite song!~
~
pill B AO
16 3 36 1 0
3 1 30 P
E
pill~
The pill sings "Life is a placebo, masquerading as a simile".~
#25513
denim pants~
snazzy denim pants~
A pair of snazzy denim pants is getting wrinkled here.~
~
armor M AF
D D D 0 0
25 5 250 P
A
12 25
A
9 -10
#25514
little bottle~
a little bottle~
A little bottle shakes your shaky hand~
~
container 0 AO
1 AC -1 0 0
3 5 30 P
#25515
cupboard~
a cupboard~
An unappealing cupboard hangs on the wall~
~
container 0 0
10 AC -1 0 0
3 1 30 P
#25516
klaw~
a klaw~
Mr. Klaw's klaw klaws you!~
~
weapon GJ AJN
exotic 5 5 claw 0
22 10 220 P
A
17 -5
A
19 1
A
18 2
A
13 12
#25517
close-n-play~
a close-n-play~
A close-n-play is kickin out some jams here.~
~
staff BG AO
15 5 5 'magic missile' 0
15 5 150 P
#25518
magic marker green~
a green magic marker~
A green magic marker writes on the back of your head.~
~
wand A AO
12 5 5 'acid blast' 0
18 2 180 P
#25519
binoculars~
some binoculars~
A pair of binoculars focus sharply on you.~
~
staff 0 AE
15 6 6 'detect hidden' 0
18 2 180 P
#25520
helmet~
a helmet~
A infantryman's helmet has been forgotten here.~
~
armor 0 AE
BC BC BC 0 0
15 12 150 P
A
17 0
#25521
shoes ~
a pair of shoes~
A pair of shoes that are laced with irony lay here.~
~
armor M AG
AC AC AC 0 0
12 4 120 P
A
14 25
#25522
forehead prosthetic~
a big prosthetic forehead~
A big prosthetic forehead to cover your scars is lying here.~
~
light G AE
0 0 999 0 0
0 5 0 P
A
12 25
#25523
smoke machine~
a smoke machine~
A smoke machine that should be turned off is here billowing toxic smoke.~
~
furniture A 0
0 0 0 0 0
22 5 220 P
#25524
marshall stack amplifier~
a Marshall stack~
A Marshall stack amplifier is here blaring like a siren.~
~
furniture B 0
0 0 0 0 0
22 5 220 P
#25525
toupee purple~
a purple toupee~
A purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.~
~
armor AG AE
AC AC AC 0 0
10 2 100 P
A
9 -20
A
4 4
#25526
rock~
a rock~
A rock is floating here.~
~
key 0 AO
0 0 0 0 0
15 1 150 P
A
3 1
E
rock~
Everyone wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.~
#25527
guitar silver~
a silver guitar~
A big silver guitar.~
~
weapon G AJN
exotic 5 6 slash 0
25 5 250 P
A
12 10
A
19 3
A
18 3
#25528
crane~
a crane~
A small crane is here looking needed.~
~
weapon 0 AJN
exotic 5 4 crush 0
17 5 170 P
#25529
dirt piece~
a piece of dirt~
A piece of dirt is lying here.~
~
armor 0 AK
D D D 0 0
25 5 250 P
A
12 20
#25530
shell snail~
a snail shell~
A snail shell is where a snail belongs.~
~
armor F AD
D D D 0 0
25 5 250 P
A
17 -10
#25531
accordion~
an accordion~
An accordion is blasting polka music.~
~
weapon BK AJN
exotic 5 6 suction 0
25 5 250 P
A
19 3
A
18 3
A
2 1
A
17 -8
#25532
dice marble shiny pair~
a pair of shiny marble dice~
A pair of shiny marble dice is glowing here.~
~
treasure F AO
0 0 0 0 0
23 1 230 P
A
19 1
A
18 2
E
dice~
They look like little mice.~
#25533
hat megaphone~
a megaphone hat~
A megaphone hat looks silly but at least it works.~
~
armor 0 AE
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
24 5 240 P
A
23 -1
#25534
bell bottoms~
bell bottoms~
A pair of absolutely groovy bell bottoms is in a heap here.~
~
armor 0 AF
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
21 5 210 P
A
14 40
A
17 -1
#25535
pizza slice~
a slice of pizza~
A slice of deliciously greasy pizza is here.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
10 1 100 P
#25536
brittle peanut~
a piece of peanut brittle~
A piece of peanut brittle.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25537
pear~
a pear~
A nice ripe looking pear.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 P
#25538
bagel~
a bagel~
A plain toasted bagel.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 P
#25539
bean~
a bean~
A rather large bean.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 5 0 P
#25540
beer glass~
a glass of beer~
A large glass of beer.~
~
drink 0 AO
3 3 'local specialty' 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25541
bag beef~
a bag of beef~
A bag of dried pieces of beef.~
~
container 0 AO
20 AC 0 0 0
3 1 30 P
#25542
beef dried~
some dried beef~
Some pieces of dried beef~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
3 1 30 P
#25543
chowder cup~
a cup of chowder~
A yummy cup of alternative lifestyle chowder.~
~
food 0 AO
B 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25544
corn ear~
an ear of corn~
An ear of steamed corn on the cob.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25545
cauliflower creamed~
creamed cauliflower~
A portion of creamed cauliflower lies here.~
~
food 0 AO
AB 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25546
bottle vinegar white~
a bottle of vinegar~
A bottle of white vinegar.~
~
drink 0 AO
1 1 'salt water' 1 0
0 1 0 P
#25547
egg large~
an egg~
A grade-A extra large egg is here.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 P
#25548
bacon sliced~
an order of bacon~
An order of sliced bacon.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25549
bread basket garlic~
a basket of garlic bread~
A basket of garlic bread.~
~
food 0 AO
A 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#25550
pie~
some pie~
A slice of delicious looking pie lies here.~
~
pill 0 AO
0 39 15 0 0
5 1 50 P
#25551
jacket dinner~
a dinner jacket~
A dinner jacket with a bit of dinner on it hangs here.~
~
armor 0 AK
AC AC AC 0 0
10 6 100 P
#25552
bench warm~
a bench~
A warm bench to sit on is here.~
~
furniture A 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 0 100 P
#25553
telegram secret~
a secret telegram~
A telegram reads "COMMENCE OFFICIAL INTERPLANETARY EXPLORATION"~
~
scroll F AO
15 44 2 56 0
10 5 100 P
#25554
skullhead~
a skullhead~
A skullhead laughs at you as it lies here. It has something engraved on it.~
~
key A AO
0 0 0 0 0
16 1 160 P
E
engraving~
The engraving reads: 'PROPERTY OF CONSTANTINOPLE JAIL. DO NOT COPY'.~
E
inscription~
The engraving reads: 'PROPERTY OF CONSTANTINOPLE JAIL. DO NOT COPY'.~
#25555
puppet head~
the puppet head~
The puppet head is busted in.~
~
key 0 AO
0 0 0 0 0
0 5 0 P
E
head~
Put your hand inside...
Put your hand inside...
Put your hand inside the puppet head.~
#25556
heart weak~
a weak heart~
A weak heart beats for you here.~
~
pill 0 AO
15 4 17 2 0
25 5 250 P
A
1 -1
#25557
hat furry~
a furry hat~
A hat made of fur is here looking fashionable.~
~
armor 0 AE
BC BC BC 0 0
15 5 150 P
A
12 0
#25558
overcoat fleshy~
a fleshy overcoat~
A overcoat made from human skin is laying here..~
~
armor 0 AD
BC BC BC 0 0
16 5 160 P
A
5 0
#25559
mask elastic~
an elastic mask~
A mask made of elastic is hiding here.~
~
armor 0 AE
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
23 5 230 P
A
19 1
#25560
boat car~
a boat of car~
A boat of car has fingernail marks on the windshield.~
~
fountain 0 0
0 0 'water' 0 0
10 5 100 P
E
boat~
Water is spraying from the top.~
#25561
ring mood~
a mood ring~
A ring of changing colors matches your ever-changing mood.~
~
armor 0 AB
BC BC BC 0 0
16 5 160 P
A
12 25
#25562
rope long~
a long long rope~
A rope fit for hanging from is hanging here.~
~
armor 0 AC
BC BC BC 0 0
15 5 150 P
#25563
table kitchen~
a kitchen table~
A wooden table is in the corner.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
3 5 30 P
#25564
hearing aid~
a hearing aid~
A hearing-aid has been turned way down here.~
~
armor 0 AE
AC AC AC 0 0
10 5 100 P
A
9 0
#25565
milk glass~
a glass of milk~
A glass of milk is balancing here.~
~
drink 0 AO
2 2 'milk' 0 0
3 5 30 P
#25566
coffee mug~
a coffee mug~
A mug of coffee has a strange appearance.~
~
container 0 AO
20 A -1 0 0
15 5 150 P
#25567
note reminder list~
a reminder note~
A list of the dumb things you gotta do is here.~
~
scroll 0 AO
22 1 66 36 0
25 5 250 P
#25568
chart medical~
a medical chart~
A medical chart with a random zig-zag lies here.~
~
scroll G AO
15 15 15 15 0
21 1 210 P
#25569
bell dinner~
a dinner bell~
Dinner bell dinner bell ring, a dinner bell does the bell thing.~
~
wand 0 AO
10 12 12 'create food' 0
15 1 150 P
#25570
dust snail~
snail dust~
A bit of dust is here glowing.~
~
staff A AO
20 8 8 'shield' 0
25 5 250 P
#25571
idea wrong~
a wrong idea~
A wrong idea is here to tempt you.~
~
armor 0 AE
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
20 0 200 P
A
4 1
#25572
spacesuit suit~
a spacesuit~
A silver spacesuit has been discarded here.~
~
armor AF AD
BC BC BC 0 0
18 5 180 P
A
5 1
#25573
skis water~
some water skis~
A pair of water skis have been dropped here.~
~
armor 0 AG
BC BC BC 0 0
18 3 180 P
A
14 50
#25574
lame gold~
gold lame~
Gold lame will turn your brain around.~
~
armor G AC
D D D 0 0
25 5 250 P
A
3 2
#25575
bonnet~
a bonnet~
A blue bonnet has been left here.~
~
armor 0 AE
BC BC BC 0 0
15 2 150 P
A
12 0
#25576
bone piece~
a piece of bone~
A piece of bone is at home here.~
~
key 0 AO
0 0 0 0 0
20 2 200 P
#25577
groceries bag~
a bag of groceries~
A bag of groceries was accidentally taken off the shelf.~
~
container 0 AO
40 A 0 0 0
15 5 150 P
#25578
watch hand~
a watch with a minute hand~
A watch ticks here.~
~
armor 0 AM
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
21 5 210 P
A
1 1
#25579
dress bullet-proof~
a bullet-proof dress~
A bullet-proof dress hangs from a clothesline here.~
~
armor 0 AD
BC BC BC 0 0
15 5 150 P
A
17 -5
A
19 2
#25580
clock grandfather~
a grandfather clock~
The spring of a grandfather clock is unwinding.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25581
voodoo doll~
a voodoo doll~
A voodoo doll looks familiar to you.~
~
furniture EHJM AO
0 0 0 0 0
17 40 170 P
A
1 -4
E
doll~
The doll resembles a Republican President from long ago. The arms have been
cut off. You scream as you come to the realization that this is another one of
those trash dolls that won't go away.

You can't let go of it.~
#25582
chair charred smoking~
a charred and smoking chair~
A charred chair is here still smoking.~
~
furniture A 0
0 0 0 0 0
28 5 280 P
#25583
button ask~
an "ask me" button~
A small button has been dropped here.~
~
armor 0 AJ
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
21 1 210 P
A
19 1
#25584
badge sailor's~
a sailor's badge~
An official looking badge has been discarded here.~
~
armor 0 AO
BC BC BC 0 0
16 2 160 P
A
2 2
#25585
bottle jim beam~
a bottle of Jim Beam~
A bottle of Jim Beam is here looking quite handsome.~
~
drink 0 AO
10 10 'whisky' 0 0
10 4 100 P
#25586
hat stupid~
a stupid looking hat~
A stupid looking hat has been left here intentionally.~
~
armor M AE
BC BC BC 0 0
16 2 160 P
A
4 -1
A
17 -8
#25587
shovel~
a shovel~
A heavy shovel looks like a pretty good weapon.~
~
weapon 0 AJN
exotic 5 5 pound 0
22 20 220 P
A
19 0
A
18 0
#25588
fork~
a fork~
A small silver fork gleams brightly here.~
~
weapon 0 AJN
exotic 5 5 stab 0
21 2 210 P
A
19 1
A
18 2
#25589
alarm clock~
an alarm clock~
An alarm clock wakes you up just a little.~
~
trash 0 AO
0 0 0 0 0
12 3 120 P
#25590
answering machine~
an answering machine~
An answering machine has been sunk here.~
~
trash 0 AO
0 0 0 0 0
13 5 130 P
#25591
tv big television~
a big screen television~
A huge 55" rear-projection TV with Picture in Picture sits here.~
~
furniture A 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25592
stereo~
a stereo~
A stereo is playing some groovy music here.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25593
loveseat~
a loveseat~
A loveseat made of designer leopard material looks quite inviting here.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25594
fridge refrigerator~
a refrigerator~
A refrigerator that's always full of beer is here.~
~
container 0 0
100 AC 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25595
bed water~
a bed~
Am irresistible water bed is here.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25596
pick guitar~
a guitar pick~
An unimportant guitar pick is laying here.~
~
key F AH
0 0 0 0 0
25 0 250 P
#25597
fireplace fire~
a fireplace~
A fireplace with a cozy fire to curl up next to is burning brightly.~
~
furniture 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25598
jacuzzi tub hot~
a Jacuzzi hot tub~
An inviting Jacuzzi hot tub is here steaming and bubbling.~
~
drink B 0
100 100 'dark ale' 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25599
shower stall~
a shower~
A shower stall stands here.~
~
drink 0 0
100 100 'lemonade' 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25600
nightstand small~
a nightstand~
A small nightstand is next to the bed.~
~
container 0 0
20 AC -1 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25601
handcuffs shiny~
a pair of handcuffs~
A pair of shiny handcuffs is here just waiting to be used.~
~
armor 0 AH
AC AC AC 0 0
10 5 100 P
A
12 30
#25602
letterbox box~
a letterbox~
A letterbox is hanging here.~
~
container 0 0
25 AC 0 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25603
fountain marble~
a marble fountain~
A beautiful marble fountain is gushing here.~
~
fountain 0 0
0 0 'water' 0 0
13 0 130 P
#25604
rose red long~
a rose~
Nothing's smelling like a rose, but you don't care.~
~
treasure K AO
0 0 0 0 0
16 5 160 P
A
1 1
#25605
bar wet~
a wet bar~
A fully stocked bar is here so help yourself.~
~
container 0 0
100 A -1 0 0
10 5 100 P
#25606
skin~
some skin~
Some skin to call your own is laying here.~
~
armor 0 AD
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
21 5 210 P
A
12 20
#25607
beer bottle dark~
a bottle of Rainman's home-brew~
A bottle of dark beer looks quite tasty.~
~
drink 0 A
3 3 'dark ale' 0 0
10 1 100 P
E
label~
The label reads "Rainman's thick and tasty home-brew"~
#25608
skull human~
a human skull~
You turn around to find a human skull on the ground.~
~
trash HM AO
0 0 0 0 0
19 5 190 P
A
1 1
A
3 1
E
skull~
The word "THEY" is carved on the forehead of the skull.~
#25609
glass spy~
a spy glass~
A spy glass looks right through you here.~
~
wand FG AO
20 10 10 'detect hidden' 0
17 5 170 P
#25610
charm good luck~
a good luck charm~
A good luck charm would look better hanging off of your arm.~
~
treasure GKM AM
0 0 0 0 0
15 10 150 P
A
5 1
A
17 -10
#25611
arms loving love~
some loving arms~
You need some love love loving arms.~
~
key 0 AI
0 0 0 0 0
15 5 150 P
#25612
microscope~
a microscope~
A microscope reveals the scope of your very best intentions.~
~
staff 0 AO
15 6 6 'infravision' 0
24 5 240 P
#25613
phone~
a ringing phone~
The phone is ringing but it's not for you.~
~
trash 0 A
0 0 0 0 0
18 5 180 P
#25614
hat fireman's~
a fireman's hat~
A hard red hat lays here.~
~
armor 0 AE
ABC ABC ABC 0 0
21 5 210 P
#25615
crown~
a crown~
The crown of the King of Cuba lays here.~
~
armor 0 AE
BC BC BC 0 0
15 5 150 P
A
4 1
#25616
scepter~
a scepter~
A beautiful scepter lies here.~
~
armor 0 AO
BC BC BC 0 0
15 5 150 P
A
3 1
#25617
trenchcoat~
a trenchcoat~
A long trenchcoat is good for hiding things.~
~
container 0 AK
100 A -1 0 0
17 5 170 P
#25618
cat food~
cat food~
Smell the cat food in your bank account~
~
money F A
DEFG 0 0 0 0
12 5 120 P
#25619
pill red little~
a little red pill~
A wonderous little red pill barely catches your eye.~
~
pill 0 AO
25 56 77 34 0
5 1 50 P
#0



#ROOMS
#25600
The Ocean~
The waves toss you up and down and up and down. You get queasy, hang your head
over the side and release your last meal.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25594
D2
~
~
0 -1 25601
S
#25601
The Ocean~
You do your best to navigate the waters. The waves toss you about like a fish.
You hang on and try to ride it out
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25600
D4
~
~
0 -1 25628
S
#25602
The Ocean~
The cold ocean waters spray over the bow of your boat and slam into your face.
The waters seem to be getting quite rough here.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25595
D2
~
~
0 -1 25603
S
#25603
The Ocean~
The ocean waves toss you about relentlessly. You do your best to navigate your
vessel away from the sharp rocks.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25602
S
#25604
A Beach~
You stand on a small beach. You recall how good it feels to be on solid
ground. The sand here is black and silty. The beach continues to the north and
east. To the south you see the ocean, but there is a huge reef that you cannot
sail past. Looking down, it appears you might be able to launch your boat from
there.
~
0 4 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25605
D1
~
~
0 -1 25614
D5
~
~
0 -1 25566
S
#25605
A Beach~
You are standing on a long stretch of beach on what must be a small
uninhabited island. Well, you hope it's uninhabited. The beach continues to
the north and south. To your west you see the ocean. To the east is the thick
foliage of a rainforest.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25606
D1
~
~
0 -1 25613
D2
~
~
0 -1 25604
S
#25606
A Beach~
The beach continues to the north and south. To the east you see jungle forest
and thicket.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25607
D1
~
~
0 -1 25612
D2
~
~
0 -1 25605
S
#25607
A Beach~
You walk along a beautiful beach of silky black sand. The beach continues to
the north and south. To the east is a jungle forest.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25608
D1
~
~
0 -1 25611
D2
~
~
0 -1 25606
S
#25608
A Beach~
You reach the northwest corner of the small island. You stand on a tall cliff
overlooking the ocean. The beach continues to the east and to the south.
~
0 0 10
D1
~
~
0 -1 25609
D2
~
~
0 -1 25607
S
#25609
A Beach~
You see the ocean to the north. The black sand beach continues to the east and
west. You hear the sounds of wild animals coming from the south.
~
0 0 10
D1
~
~
0 -1 25610
D2
~
~
0 -1 25611
D3
~
~
0 -1 25608
S
#25610
A Beach~
You are standing on the northeast corner of the island. The beach continues to
the west. To the east you can see the ocean. To the south you hear the sounds
of wild animals.
~
0 0 10
D2
~
~
0 -1 25620
D3
~
~
0 -1 25609
S
#25611
A Jungle~
You stand in a jungle on the island. The air is moist and warm. To the north
and west you can make out a beach through the trees. The jungle continues to
your west and south
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25609
D1
~
~
0 -1 25620
D2
~
~
0 -1 25612
D3
~
~
0 -1 25607
S
#25612
A Jungle~
You stand in the middle of a dense jungle. There has been a small path cut
through here. To the west you see the beach. The jungle trails lead in all
other cardinal directions. Above you in the trees is a small hut. A vine hangs
down here.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25611
D1
~
~
0 -1 25619
D2
~
~
0 -1 25613
D3
~
~
0 -1 25606
D4
~
~
0 -1 25625
S
#25613
A Jungle~
You find a path cut into the jungle and try to decide which way to go. You
think you may see a hut up in the trees in the distance.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25612
D1
~
~
0 -1 25618
D2
~
~
0 -1 25614
D3
~
~
0 -1 25605
S
#25614
A Beach~
You lumber along the beach. The sun gets in your eyes and you squint and try
to decide where to go from here. The sounds of the jungle are hauntingly
inviting and piques your curiosity.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25613
D1
~
~
0 -1 25615
D3
~
~
0 -1 25604
S
#25615
A Beach~
The black silty sand gets caught between your toes. You hear the sounds of
animal cries from the forest.
~
0 0 10
D1
~
~
0 -1 25616
D3
~
~
0 -1 25614
S
#25616
A Jungle~
The air in the jungle is heavy with mist and moist with humidity, which causes
you to perspire profusely. You wipe the sweat from your brow and try to figure
out which way to go.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25617
D3
~
~
0 -1 25615
S
#25617
A Jungle~
You journey through a secluded jungle, with only the sounds of wild animals
to keep you company.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25622
D1
~
~
0 -1 25624
D2
~
~
0 -1 25616
D3
~
~
0 -1 25618
S
#25618
A Jungle~
The jungle is alive with the calls of wild animals dashing about. The path
seems to have been newly cut through the thicket. You wonder who could have
done this.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25619
D1
~
~
0 -1 25617
D3
~
~
0 -1 25613
S
#25619
A Jungle~
The jungle is hot and very humid. Plush foliage covers surrounds the tree
trunks. A drink from a coconut would be delicious and refreshing right now.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25620
D1
~
~
0 -1 25622
D2
~
~
0 -1 25618
D3
~
~
0 -1 25612
S
#25620
A Jungle~
Insects buzz about your head and annoy you. As you stop to take a breath, you
notice many wild animals hiding in the thicket. Perhaps if you are quiet they
won't take any notice of you.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25610
D1
~
~
0 -1 25621
D2
~
~
0 -1 25619
D3
~
~
0 -1 25611
S
#25621
A Jungle~
The path twists through the heavily wooded jungle. The sounds of nature
envelope you as you wonder which direction you should go.
~
0 0 3
D2
~
~
0 -1 25622
D3
~
~
0 -1 25620
S
#25622
A Jungle~
You begin to notice that it is quite hot here, and that you are breaking out
into a sweat. The jungle forest is thick with trees and vines, making you feel
somewhat trapped and claustrophobic.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25621
D1
~
~
0 -1 25623
D2
~
~
0 -1 25617
D3
~
~
0 -1 25619
S
#25623
A Jungle~
You are standing in area deep within the confines of a rainforest habitat. The
sounds of wild animals make you a bit uneasy.
~
0 0 3
D2
~
~
0 -1 25624
D3
~
~
0 -1 25622
S
#25624
A Jungle~
You walk along a path that looks like it has recently been cut into the
jungle. The sounds of wild animals surround you.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 25623
D2
~
~
1 -1 25667
D3
~
~
0 -1 25617
S
#25625
In the Trees~
You carefully shinny your way up a thick vine. Inch by inch you carefully make
your way upwards.
~
0 2052 9
E
door up sign~
The sign on the door reads: 'GO AWAY!'~
D4
There is a small hideout built there.~
trapdoor up~
2 25596 25626
D5
~
~
0 -1 25612
S
#25626
Rainman's Jungle Getaway~
You are standing in a small beach house in the trees. The rear window looks
out onto a deck. The room is brightly lit and comfortable. Make yourself at
home.
There is a note taped to the door.
~
0 524 0
E
note~
Come on in and make yourself at home. Should be some beer in the fridge.
Please pick up after yourself before you leave. :)

Rainman~
D3
~
~
0 -1 25627
D5
You see a jungle below you.~
down~
2 25596 25625
S
#25627
Rainman's Beach House Deck~
This deck was mad for parties. It overlooks the ocean. The breeze and the
spray from the sea are quite relaxing after a hard day of killing. The view of
the stars at night is just wonderful.
~
0 516 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25626
S
#25628
Istanbul~
You stand in the entrance gate to a small dusty city. A small sign gets your
attention.
~
0 4 10
E
sign~
The sign says: "Welcome to Istanbul. Our lovely city was once known as
Constantinople, but we changed it. We apologize for any confusion this may
cause you. Please understand that we just like it better this way".~
D2
~
~
0 -1 25629
D5
~
~
0 -1 25601
S
#25629
Istanbul~
You continue walking along a dusty road. Your throat gets dry as you breathe
in the dirty air. The smell of camel dung assails your nostrils.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25628
D1
~
~
0 -1 25630
S
#25630
Istanbul~
Street vendors and hagglers attempt to get your attention. Small tents line
the street, it seems everyone has a ware to hawk. You continue on your little
adventure and pay them no attention.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25633
D2
~
~
0 -1 25634
D3
~
~
0 -1 25629
S
#25631
Istanbul~
The air is hot and dry and causes you to yearn for a drink of water. Perhaps
there is a public fountain nearby.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25632
S
#25632
Istanbul~
You stand before a beautiful fountain. The mist from the spraying water is
nearly dry the moment it touches your skin. It feels good. It feels so good in
fact, that you try to remember the last time that you bathed. As you swallow a
gulp of lukewarm water and feel quench your yearning throat, you notice all
the dirty townspeople bathing in the fountain water. The urge to heave
overwhelms you.
You puke in the fountain.
~
0 0 10
D2
~
~
0 -1 25631
D3
~
~
0 -1 25633
S
#25633
Istanbul~
As you continue along your trek, you begin to wonder why they renamed this
town. Perhaps one of the locals could tell you.
~
0 0 10
D1
~
~
0 -1 25632
D2
~
~
0 -1 25630
S
#25634
Istanbul~
You look up and notice that the sun is straight overhead. Sweat pours from
your pores like a leaking sieve. You look around for a cool spot to rest.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25630
D1
~
~
0 -1 25636
D2
~
~
0 -1 25635
S
#25635
Istanbul~
The sun beats down on you relentlessly. The dirt and dust from the road clings
to your damp body, as you continue to sweat profusely. You look for a shaded
spot to rest.

You feel weaker.
~
0 0 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25634
S
#25636
A Jail House~
You wander inside the nearest building. The room is dark and offers a bit of
relief from the sun. You see a sign on the wall.
~
0 9 0
E
sign~
The sign reads: "Constantinople Jail".~
D1
~
~
0 -1 25637
D3
~
~
0 -1 25634
S
#25637
A Jail Corridor~
You are standing in the corridor of the local jail. There are cells to the 
north, east, and south. An odor not unlike that of rotting flesh seems to be coming from near here.
~
0 9 0
D0
~
door north~
2 25554 25672
D1
The door is wide open.~
door east~
1 -1 25673
D2
~
south door~
2 25554 25638
D3
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0 -1 25636
S
#25638
A Jail Cell~
You stand in a cramped and tiny cell. The smell of something horrible makes
you feel a bit queasy. You notice something scribbled on the wall.
~
0 8713 0
E
scribble~
You can barely make out what the writing says...it seems to read:
"NO ONE KNOWS MY PLAN".~
D0
~
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S
#25639
Manhattan~
You think you may have found the lost city of Atlantis! The street leads to
the east from here. There is a small sign on the corner.
~
0 4 6
E
sign~
The sign reads "42nd St.". ~
D1
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0 -1 25640
D4
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0 -1 25580
S
#25640
Manhattan~
You are standing on a very busy street. Many people are here, busily hurrying
along in all directions. The hustle and bustle about you seems quite natural
for what appears to be a very large place.
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0 0 1
D1
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0 -1 25641
D3
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0 -1 25639
S
#25641
Manhattan~
Huge buildings loom over you and block the horizon. You begin to lose your
sense of direction, and notice that everything around you is beginning to look
the same. You look back to see where you have been, but can't remember from
which direction you came.
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0 0 1
D0
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0 -1 25649
D1
~
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0 -1 25642
D3
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0 -1 25640
S
#25642
Manhattan~
You walk along a busy street. Huge buildings tower over you, blocking out the
sun. The smell of hot dogs and pollution assails your nostrils.
~
0 0 1
D1
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~
0 -1 25643
D3
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0 -1 25641
S
#25643
Manhattan~
You seem to recognize this place and wonder if you have been here before. Many
vendors line the street hawking their wares and trying to get your attention.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25644
D3
~
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0 -1 25642
S
#25644
Manhattan~
You walk along a littered street as a cool breeze blows through your hair.
There are many people here busily walking along and entering and exiting the
shops that line this street.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25645
D3
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0 -1 25643
S
#25645
Manhattan~
The street is alive with the sounds of traffic and groups of people walking
along. You begin to feel a bit claustrophobic and wonder if you are getting
lost in the shuffle.
~
0 0 1
D0
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~
0 -1 25646
D3
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0 -1 25644
S
#25646
Manhattan~
The street is alive with people going about their daily routines. No one takes
any notice of you though.
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0 0 1
D1
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0 -1 25647
D2
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~
0 -1 25645
S
#25647
Manhattan~
The street is lined with shops and storefronts offering many types of goods
and services. Perhaps you should enter one of the stores and see what they are
selling.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25648
D3
~
~
0 -1 25646
S
#25648
a Shop in Manhattan~
The proprietor of this store seems to have stepped out. A trail of blood leads
to the south.
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0 0 1
D2
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0 -1 25647
S
#25649
Manhattan~
Huge skyscrapers tower over you in all directions. The street is abuzz with
the sounds of traffic and people going in all directions. No one takes any
notice of you as they go about their business.
~
0 0 1
D1
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~
1 -1 25650
D2
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~
0 -1 25641
S
#25650
A Restaurant~
The restaurant has a few patrons seated about the room eating and talking
quietly. Perhaps you should be seated and have some dinner.
~
0 8 0
D1
~
~
0 -1 25651
D3
~
~
1 -1 25649
S
#25651
A Restaurant~
The restaurant is mostly quiet, and you start to realize that your journey has
made you quite hungry. Perhaps you should place an order with the waitress.
~
0 8 0
D1
~
~
0 -1 25652
D3
~
~
0 -1 25650
S
#25652
A Bar in the Restaurant~
You enter a smoke filled room. There are a few patrons here, engaging in quiet
conversation. They don't pay any attention to you.
~
0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 25653
D3
~
~
0 -1 25651
S
#25653
A Hotel Lobby~
You enter a small hotel lobby. You ring the bell at the counter but no one
seems to be responding. An opened register book lies on the counter.
~
0 8 0
E
book register~
The following has been scribbled in the book...

LOK of faerie
SIMBA and NALA of Candy
LENNY of Ofcol
AMADEUS of Antharia
MARC of Menudo
RIEL of Cthulhu
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D2
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0 -1 25652
D3
~
~
0 -1 25654
D4
~
~
0 -1 25655
S
#25654
A Restaurant~
Some patrons are dining quietly in this corner of the room. They take no
notice of you and continue in their drink and conversation.
~
0 8 0
D1
~
~
0 -1 25653
S
#25655
A Hotel Hallway~
The corridor through the building winds it's way around leading to many hotel
rooms..
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 25656
D2
~
~
1 -1 25666
D3
~
~
1 -1 25665
D5
~
~
0 -1 25653
S
#25656
A Hotel Hallway~
The hallway is narrow and dim. You make your way along taking notice of the
doors around you.
~
0 8 0
D0
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~
1 -1 25662
D1
~
~
0 -1 25657
D2
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~
0 -1 25655
D3
~
~
1 -1 25664
S
#25657
A Hotel Hallway~
The light is out in this part of the hallway making it difficult to see. You
can make out the shapes of doorways around you.
~
0 9 0
D0
~
~
1 -1 25663
D1
~
~
1 -1 25661
D2
~
~
0 -1 25658
D3
~
~
0 -1 25656
S
#25658
A Hotel Hallway~
The floor of this corridor is covered in a blood-red carpet. You can see many
doors with numbers on them. You are getting sleepy, and wonder if you should
go back to the lobby and check in.
~
0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 25657
D1
~
~
1 -1 25660
D2
You hear some heavy breathing from the other side of the door.~
south~
1 -1 25659
S
#25659
A Hotel Room~
You are standing in a very plain looking hotel room, complete with tacky
paintings.
~
0 1545 0
E
painting~
The painting is a portrait of someone named 'Simba'.

You can't take that.~
D0
~
~
1 -1 25658
S
#25660
A Hotel Room~
You enter a small room with a bed and a nightstand. The curtains are drawn
tightly, dimming the room.
~
0 1545 0
D3
~
~
1 -1 25658
S
#25661
A Hotel Room~
This room smells of sweat and perfume, and is in desperate need of attention
from the hotel staff.
~
0 1545 0
D3
~
~
1 -1 25657
S
#25662
A Hotel Room~
This room appears to be in desperate need of attention from the maid service.
~
0 1545 0
D2
~
~
1 -1 25656
S
#25663
A Hotel Room~
You stand in a lavishly decorated room. Too bad everything is nailed down! The
sunlight from the outside is dimmed and filtered by the window shades.
~
0 1545 0
D2
~
~
1 -1 25657
S
#25664
A Hotel Room~
Everything is in place in this room, and it appears to have been cleaned
recently...except...what IS that on the floor?
~
0 1545 0
D1
~
~
1 -1 25656
S
#25665
A Hotel Room~
It appears the maid has not cleaned this room just yet. The bed is unmade and
the floor is littered with cosmetics.
~
0 1545 0
D1
~
~
1 -1 25655
S
#25666
A Hotel Room~
You've entered an impressive hotel suite, which appears to offer all the
amenities of a fine establishment. The window shade is closed which makes the
room somewhat dim. You squint to see the occupant.
~
0 1545 0
D0
~
~
1 -1 25655
S
#25667
A Silver Spaceship~
You enter a silver colored orb from another place and time. There are some
places to sit mounted on the floor, and glowing panels adorn the walls. Many
lights flicker and flash and you find them to be quite intriguing. The orb
appears to be damaged and stuck here, and you conclude that it does not truly
belong in this wonderous place.
~
0 8 0
D0
You see the jungle spread out before you.~
north~
1 -1 25624
S
#25668
Cabbagetown~
You land on a very small island that seems to be uninhabited. The roar of the
surf is quite load as it smashes against the rocks. You look just in time to
see your boat slammed against the sharp rocks. You sigh as it is torn to
pieces and the ocean steals the shattered bits away from you. It looks as
though you may be here for awhile.
~
0 8193 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25671
D1
~
~
0 -1 25669
S
#25669
Cabbagetown~
You walk on to explore this small island. There are a few coconut trees to
sustain you. You see some footprints in the sand...you are not alone here.
~
0 8193 10
D0
~
~
0 -1 25670
D3
~
~
0 -1 25668
S
#25670
Cabbagetown~
You continue to explore the small island. You begin to get that uneasy feeling
that you are trapped.
~
0 8193 10
D2
~
~
0 -1 25669
D3
~
~
0 -1 25671
S
#25671
Cabbagetown~
You are castaway on a very tiny island. You walk in circles on the small isle
hoping to find a way out.
~
0 1 10
D1
~
~
0 -1 25670
D2
~
~
0 -1 25668
S
#25672
A Jail Cell~
You enter the dark, dank cell. The smell of something indescribable assails
your nostrils.
~
0 8713 0
D2
~
door south~
2 25554 25637
S
#25673
A Jail Cell~
You are standing in a filthy cage. This one is empty, and judging from the
door, it looks as if the former occupant has escaped.
~
0 8713 0
D3
The jail cell door seems to be damaged.~
door west~
1 -1 25637
S
#25500
Entrance to Cage and Aquarium~
You fall into a brightly lit yet very surreal looking field. The sun is
shining, the birds are singing, and you are suddenly overtaken by an
overwhelming feeling of love. Unfortunately, at the same time you're starting
to get a nagging feeling that something is also terribly amiss. Looking up, you
watch the opening that you entered through from above close up and disappear.
As you look around, you notice a small welcoming sign. Beyond the sign there
is a path leading down to a road.
~
0 4 2
E
up~
The entrance has disappeared.~
E
bird birds~
The birds are colored blue and seem very friendly!~
E
sun~
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas... suddenly you recall learning that
Soleil means Sun in French.~
E
note tattered~
Yuck!  This note has apparently been under this rock for some time. You can
barely make out the illegible writing. You think it might say:                                                                                                                                                     

                        loS nom ruoP
                      samX yrreM 
                   niaR~
E
rock~
Pushing the rock aside reveals a tattered and rotting note.~
E
sign~
The sign reads:

                    ****************************
                    *                          *
                    *        WELCOME TO        *
                    *    CAGE AND AQUARIUM     *
                    *                          *
                    *                          *
                    *    - NO Solicitors -     *
                    *                          *
                    ****************************
                              |     |
                              |     |
                              |     |
                            ^\       /^

At your feet you notice a strange looking rock.~
D4
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~
0 0 9773
D5
The path leads down to a main road.~
down path~
0 -1 25501
S
#25501
Somewhere on Toddler Hiway~
You stand on a road named Toddler Hiway. The road looks as though it runs in a
straight line to the east and west. There is a small path on a hill leading up
and perhaps back out of this crazy place. To the south you see an old and
beaten up camping trailer. There is alot of screaming going on in there, so
maybe now is not such a good time to knock on the door.
~
0 0 1
E
graffiti~
The graffiti must have been done by some hoodlum. It says " LeGiOn WaS hErE!".
With any luck, you can avoid the mean spirited creep who did this.~
E
stickers~
One of the stickers is the emblem of the state of West Virginia. Where the
heck is that?~
E
trailer~
The trailer is very very long and very very beaten up. There are a number of
stickers pasted all over the side, and also there is some strange graffiti
painted underneath the window.~
E
note~
Upon closer inspection, you see that the note reads:

             "WHEN IT RAINS, IT SNOWS".                                

Wonder what that could mean?~
E
south~
There is a very long trailer parked here. Kind of looks like it's already been
on it's last road trip. There is a door to the inside, but it is closed.~
E
up hill path~
There is a small beaten pathway up the hill.~
E
west~
Toddler Hiway leads on to the west.~
E
east~
Toddler Hiway continues to the east for quite a ways.~
D1
~
~
0 -1 25506
D2
The door is tightly closed, but looks as though it might just fall off of it's
hinges at any moment!  On the door there is a note.~
door~
1 -1 25502
D3
~
~
0 -1 25514
D4
The path leads back up to the entrance to Cage and Aquarium.~
up path~
0 -1 25500
S
#25502
A Kitchen in the Long Long Trailer~
You enter the kitchen in the long long trailer. What a mess!  There are broken
dishes everywhere. It looks like there has been a party happening here. You
notice a small piece of mistletoe hanging from the ceiling. Gads!  Is it
Christmas already?  Where does the time go?
~
0 8 0
E
mistletoe~
The mistletoe is very small and green, and as you suspected, it is made of
plastic. Better get out from underneath or you'll end of kissing someone!~
E
dishes broken~
You are sure that these broken dishes can not be mended.~
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. This was kind
of a dumb spot to put a trailer.~
door~
1 -1 25501
D2
~
~
0 -1 25503
S
#25503
The Hallway in the Long Long Trailer~
Carefully, you move through a cramped hallway in the trailer. There are some
unframed photographs pinned to the wall here. To the north there is a kitchen
and south is a bedroom.
~
0 8 0
E
photos photographs wall~
There is one picture of Albert Einstein wearing a black leather jacket, and
another picture of Copernicus. Pretty interesting decor for a trailer.~
E
bedroom south~
Much like your own bedroom, there is not much going on in there.~
E
north kitchen~
There is alot of screaming going on in there, which makes you feel like
getting out of here!~
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. This was kind
of a dumb spot to put a trailer.~
door~
0 -1 25502
D2
~
~
0 -1 25504
S
#25504
Bedroom in the Long Long Trailer~
The bedroom of the trailer is in shambles. The bed is unmade and there is
trash littered all over the floor. Pity the person who has to clean up this
mess!  To the north is a small hallway and to the south is a door.
~
0 9 0
E
door south~
You can only hope that this door will exit to the outside.~
E
hall hallway north~
The hall looks small and cramped. You try to remember if you really are
claustrophobic or not.~
D0
~
~
0 -1 25503
D2
You see the street.~
south~
1 -1 25505
S
#25505
Somewhere on Roosevelt Avenue~
You stand on what must be the main road in town. To the north is a trailer.
~
0 0 1
E
north~
There is a door to the trailer parked along this road. It looks pretty much
abandoned, but you hear someone screaming inside.~
E
east~
The road appears to continue to the east.~
E
west~
To the west is door.~
D0
This door is closed tight, and you hear alot of screaming going on inside the
trailer~
door~
1 -1 25504
D1
~
~
0 -1 25520
D3
~
~
0 -1 25527
S
#25506
On Toddler Hiway North~
You're walking along Toddler Hiway, taking in the sights. The road continues
to run east and west. There is a building to the south.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25508
D2
The sign says "Sorry, we are closed".~
door south~
1 -1 25507
D3
Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~
West~
0 -1 25501
S
#25507
The Book Depository~
You enter a dimly lit warehouse. There are stacks of books and magazines
everywhere.
~
0 9 0
E
books magazines~
These books and magazines are piled all the way to the ceiling. You can hardly
make your way through the room.~
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~
door north~
1 -1 25506
S
#25508
Along Toddler Hiway North~
The road continues to the east and to the west. To the south you see a small
lane.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25509
D2
~
~
0 -1 25528
D3
Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~
West~
0 -1 25506
S
#25509
Toddler Hiway North~
The road continues to the west. To the east there is a bend in the road. To
the south is a building.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 25513
D2
Looking south you see a door.~
south~
1 -1 25510
D3
Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~
West~
0 -1 25508
S
#25510
The Upside-down Apartment~
This is a small studio apartment where - HEY! Everything is upside down!  You
check to make sure that you're not just drunk again, then start looking
around. On the desk there is a globe. You smell something cooking in the
kitchen.
~
0 8 0
E
~
~
E
globe~
This is a globe of the earth, with a hole in it.~
D0
Looking through the window you can see the street.~
north~
1 -1 25509
D1
You see Third Street.~
east~
2 -1 25524
D2
~
~
0 -1 25511
S
#25511
Kitchen in the Upside-down Apartment~
You are standing in the small kitchen of an apartment. On the east wall there
is an outlet by the lightswitch that has a strange glow emanating from it.
Some bacon has been left cooking on the stove. You hear a sound coming from
the roof.
~
0 8 0
E
sound roof~
The sound upon the roof is only water.~
D0
The stereo is quite loud in the next room.~
north~
0 -1 25510
D1
The outlet seems to glow.~
outlet light lightswitch~
0 -1 25512
D2
~
~
0 -1 25531
S
#25512
The Outlet by the Light Switch~
The outlet has a very strange glow about it - so you crawl in.
~
0 521 0
D3
A strong scent of frying bacon assails your nostrils.~
west kitchen~
0 -1 25511
S
#25513
Toddler Hiway North at Third Street~
Toddler Hiway ends here at Third Street, which leads south.
~
0 0 1
D2
~
~
0 -1 25524
D3
Toddler Hiway continus to the west.~
West~
0 -1 25509
S
#25514
Toddler Hiway North at the Alley~
The road runs east and west through this very strange place. To the south is a
small alley.
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0 0 1
D1
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0 -1 25501
D2
~
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0 -1 25516
D3
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~
0 -1 25515
S
#25515
A Dead-end on Toddler Hiway North~
The road comes to an abrupt end. To the west there is some impenetrable
thicket and brush, as well as a very high fence. The road continues back to
the east as far as you can see.
~
0 0 1
D1
The road continues to the east as far as your eyes can see.~
east~
0 -1 25514
S
#25516
The Back Alley~
You enter a dark back alley. To the west is a forest of thicket, brush, and
pricker bushes. Trying to cross it would be impossible. To the east you see a
very long trailer. The alley runs north and south.
~
0 1 1
D0
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~
0 -1 25514
D2
~
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0 -1 25517
S
#25517
The Back Alley~
The dark alley continues north and south. The surface is paved with
cobblestones, which makes it difficult to walk.
~
0 1 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25516
D2
~
~
0 -1 25518
S
#25518
The Back Alley~
To the north you see a dark alley, and to the south you see a main road.
A small shack is to the west. To the east is a trailer, behind some bushes.
~
0 1 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25517
D2
~
~
0 -1 25527
D3
A shoddy looking shack is falling apart here.~
west door~
1 25506 25519
S
#25519
The Hideaway~
You enter a shabby shack with broken furniture. The place looks like it has
never been cleaned, as dust and soot layers every object in the room. There is
a staircase on the other side of the room.
~
0 9 0
D1
The door leads back to the street.~
east ~
1 -1 25518
S
#25520
Roosevelt Avenue~
The road continues east and west. There is a smelly building to the north.
~
0 0 1
D0
The building to the north smells really bad.~
north door~
1 -1 25532
D1
~
~
0 -1 25521
D3
~
~
0 -1 25505
S
#25521
Roosevelt Avenue~
The road continues to the east and west. You see that a small lane leads to
the north.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25530
D1
~
~
0 -1 25522
D3
~
~
0 -1 25520
S
#25522
Along Roosevelt Avenue~
The road continues east and west. You see a door of a small building to the
north.
~
0 0 1
D0
This door seems to be seldom used.~
north~
1 -1 25531
D1
~
~
0 -1 25523
D3
~
~
0 -1 25521
S
#25523
Corner of Roosevelt Avenue and Third Street~
A signpost shows that Third Street runs North from here. Roosevelt Avenue
continues to the west.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25526
D3
~
~
0 -1 25522
S
#25524
Third Street~
You are on Third Street. The road leads north and south. To the west you see
a small door to a building.
~
0 0 1
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~
door north~
0 -1 25513
D2
~
~
0 -1 25525
D3
There is a building to the west.~
west door~
2 -1 25510
S
#25525
Third Street at the Bridge~
An old stone bridge leads east over some water here. You notice some graffiti
painted on it.
~
0 0 1
E
graffiti bridge~
The graffiti reads: " I dOn'T wAnT tHe WoRlD - I jUsT wAnT yOuR hAlF". Must be
that LeGiOn guy again. You shrug your shoulders and move on.~
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~
door north~
0 -1 25524
D1
~
~
0 -1 25533
D2
~
~
0 -1 25526
S
#25526
Third Street~
You continue along Third Street, which runs north and south. To the west you
see a small door.
~
0 0 1
D0
The door leads out of the trailer and onto Toddler Hiway North. ~
door north~
0 -1 25525
D2
~
~
0 -1 25523
D3
There is a building to the west.~
west~
1 -1 25531
S
#25527
Roosevelt Avenue at the Alley~
This road continues to run east and west. To the south is a very dark alley.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25518
D1
~
~
0 -1 25505
S
#25528
A Lane~
You are on a quiet, shady lane. To the north you can see Toddler Hiway. The
lane continues to the south.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25508
D2
~
~
0 -1 25529
S
#25529
A Lane~
You are walking along a quiet lane which runs north and south.
~
0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 25528
D2
~
~
0 -1 25530
S
#25530
A Lane~
You stroll down a quiet and shaded lane, which runs north and south.
~
0 0 1
D0
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S
#25531
A Bedroom in the Upside-down Apartment~
You enter a comfortably small bedroom of someone's house. The windows seem to
be covered with something. The walls are lined with rubber. There are some
nasty stains on the walls.
~
0 0 1
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stains~
These appear to be tear stains. How sad.~
E
window~
The windows are covered with lead.~
D0
The stereo is quite loud in the next room.~
north~
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D1
To the east is Third Street.~
east~
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D2
You see the street through the door window.~
south~
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S
#25532
The Burn-Smell Factory~
You enter a building that was once a factory of some sort, but seems to have
been abandoned. A street vendor is selling his wares here.
~
0 9 0
D2
You see the street.~
south~
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S
#25533
The Other Side of the Bridge~
You stand in a small park. There are beautiful trees and flowers everywhere.
A small stone bridge leads off to the west.
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D0
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D1
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~
0 -1 25543
D2
~
~
0 -1 25542
D3
The bridge leads off to the west.~
west~
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S
#25534
A Park~
You are walking on a path in a beautiful park. There is some sort of monolith
to the south. The path continues to the north.
~
0 0 3
E
monolith~
The statue seems to beg you to come closer.~
D0
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D2
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~
0 -1 25533
S
#25535
A Park~
This park was mostly quiet and serene, but now you hear some shouting to the
south.
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D1
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~
0 -1 25536
D2
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~
0 -1 25534
S
#25536
A Park~
You seem to have walked into the middle of some sort of demonstration going on
in the park. Better get out, or you'll be toast!
~
0 0 3
D3
The bridge leads off to the west.~
west~
0 -1 25535
D4
~
~
0 -1 25537
S
#25537
A Bus Depot~
You stand in an old bus station that no longer seems to be in use. You feel
an ominous presence about you as you try to decide which way to go.
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0 8 9
D2
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0 -1 25538
D5
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~
0 -1 25536
S
#25538
A Bus Depot~
You walk through the bus station all alone. It's pretty vacant here. You see
a door to the east. Perhaps you should look through the keyhole first.
~
0 9 9
D0
~
~
0 -1 25537
D1
You look through the keyhole. You hum "our only home is bone" to yourself.~
door east keyhole~
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D2
~
~
0 -1 25539
D5
~
~
0 -1 25543
S
#25539
A Bus Depot~
You stand in a quiet and abandoned bus station. Torn posters of far away
places adorn the walls, and the floor is littered with trash and debris.
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0 9 9
D0
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~
0 -1 25538
D5
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~
0 -1 25540
S
#25540
Dupont Pavilion~
You enter a small building in the park. There are tables and chairs set up all
about the room, as though it is a banquet hall. Strange music faintly whispers
in your ears.
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0 8 0
D3
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~
0 -1 25541
D4
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0 -1 25539
S
#25541
A Park~
The park is so quiet and serene that you think this might be a good place to
rest awhile. There is a huge field of flowers to the north.
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D0
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0 -1 25542
D1
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0 -1 25540
S
#25542
A Park~
The flowers in this park are absolutely beautiful, and look like an inviting
place to take a nap. Rows of dandelions are growing all around you.
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0 0 2
D0
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0 -1 25533
D2
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0 -1 25541
S
#25543
A Courtyard~
You are standing in a quiet courtyard in the park. A very large statue made of
stone stands on a pedestal here. There are beautiful flowers everywhere, this
place is quite serene. You think you hear strange music coming from somewhere.
You see a grate near you feet.
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0 0 2
D3
The bridge leads off to the west.~
west~
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D4
~
~
0 -1 25538
D5
~
grate down~
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S
#25544
Hall of Heads~
You enter a dimly lit room  You hear strange music coming fom the east,
although the sound is somewhat muffled. There is a plaque on the wall.
~
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E
plaque~
Welcome to the Hall of Heads.~
D1
The hall continues to the east. You peer through the keyhole and remember that
the skullhead is always in front of you.~
door east keyhole~
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D3
You see a desolate bus depot.~
west~
2 25576 25538
S
#25545
Hall of Heads~
The hallway seems to continue east and west. The doors are shut and locked,
and you try to decide which key to use.
~
0 8201 0
D1
you look through the keyhole and remember put your hand inside the puppet
head.~
door east keyhole~
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D3
Too dark to tell.~
west~
2 25554 25544
S
#25546
Hall of Heads~
The hallway is dark and haunting. You begin to wonder if you should continue
any further on this journey.
~
0 8201 0
D1
The hallway continues to the east. You need some love love loving arms.~
door east keyhole~
2 25611 25547
D3
The hall continues east and west.~
west~
2 25555 25545
S
#25547
Hall of Heads~
You stand in a darkened hallway, looking for a way out. You see that there is
yet another door to the east. Perhaps this is Maxwell Smart's old hang out...
~
0 8201 0
D1
You could sure use one of those rocks to wind a piece of string around.
You remember someone once put a rock in your coffee mug.~
door east keyhole~
2 25526 25548
D3
The hallway continues to the west.~
west~
2 25611 25546
S
#25548
Hall of Heads~
The hall is dark and eerie, and again there is another door on the other side
of the room.. You hear the strange music blaring from the other side of the
east door. It is so deafening that you could scream.
~
0 8201 0
D1
The music is quite load now.~
door east keyhole~
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D3
The door continues west.~
west~
2 25526 25547
S
#25549
A Little Empire~
This room is the most awful sight you've ever witnessed. There is garbage
everywhere, and the walls have been painted with blood. The music is so loud
in here you can no longer stand it. There is a sign on the other side of the
room.
You notice a large inkspot where you stand.
~
0 8201 0
E
sign~
The sign reads, "Pro's Only".~
D3
The hallway leads west.~
west~
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S
#25550
A Sewer Pipe~
This is a narrow pipe with a ladder. Boy does it stink! You quell the sudden
urge to heave your guts right where you stand...for now anyways.
~
0 2061 0
D4
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~
1 -1 25543
D5
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~
0 -1 25551
S
#25551
A Sewer Pipe~
Ugh! It stinks so bad in here you may toss your cookies at any moment. You
frantically search for a way out.
~
0 9 6
D4
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~
0 -1 25550
D5
~
~
0 -1 25552
S
#25552
A Sewer Pipe~
You begin praying to Cthuhlu that there is a way out of this pipe.
~
0 9 1
D2
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~
0 -1 25553
D4
~
~
0 -1 25551
S
#25553
The Ocean~
The pipe spills you out into a deep blue sea. You can see the sludge dripping
from the pipe. Now, where to go from here?
~
0 4 6
E
pipe~
The water running down the pipe looks like a snake to you.~
D0
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0 -1 25552
D1
~
~
0 -1 25562
D5
~
~
0 -1 25554
S
#25554
Down to Cowtown~
You don your mask and head down to the depths. The ocean life forms seem to
thrive here, perhaps the pipe sludge isn't all that bad.
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0 0 11
D2
~
~
0 -1 25555
D3
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~
0 -1 25561
D4
~
~
0 -1 25553
S
#25555
Cowtown~
You swim between the coral formations and begin to wonder if there is really
anything down here after all.
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0 0 11
D0
~
~
0 -1 25554
D2
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~
0 -1 25556
D3
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~
0 -1 25560
S
#25556
Cowtown~
The water is quite murky here and it is getting harder to see. You look around
and try to decide which way to go.
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0 0 11
D0
~
~
0 -1 25555
D2
~
~
0 -1 25557
D3
~
~
0 -1 25559
S
#25557
Cowtown~
You swim a little faster and can see the shadow of a huge form near you. The
water is starting to feel a bit colder.
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0 0 11
D0
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~
0 -1 25556
D3
~
~
0 -1 25558
S
#25558
Cowtown~
The water continues to grow colder down here, and your mask is fogging up.
There is an inviting presence here, and you feel the urge to continue
searching for life forms.
~
0 0 11
D0
~
~
0 -1 25559
D1
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0 -1 25557
S
#25559
Cowtown~
The water is quite cold and you probably won't be able to stand it much
longer.
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0 0 11
D0
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~
0 -1 25560
D1
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~
0 -1 25556
D2
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~
0 -1 25558
S
#25560
Cowtown~
The corals around you are fire red in color and seem to thrive under these
conditions. You squint and look around, trying to decide which way to go.
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0 0 11
D0
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~
0 -1 25561
D1
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~
0 -1 25555
D2
~
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0 -1 25559
S
#25561
Cowtown~
The channel in the reef seems to split here. The corals are an angry fire red,
the kind that can kill you with merely a touch. You carefully make your way
through one of the channels.
~
0 0 11
D1
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~
0 -1 25554
D2
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~
0 -1 25560
S
#25562
The Ocean~
You tumble about in the angry ocean. The waves are quite rough here, and seem
to slam you and your boat from every direction. It's tough to maintain control
over which direction you go. To the east you see a beach, and wonder if you
can make it there.
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D0
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0 -1 25586
D2
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0 -1 25563
D3
~
~
0 -1 25553
S
#25563
The Ocean~
The spray from the rough water hits you in the face. The gurgling water is
quite rough here, and seems to show no mercy. It almost seems as though the
waves want to intentionally smash you into the sharp rocks. To the east you
see a beach, and hope that you can get there and find some relief from the
storm that rains down on you.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25562
D2
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~
0 -1 25564
S
#25564
The Ocean~
You continue to tumble in the ocean waves. To the east you see a beach, but
cannot seem to get past the reef.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25563
D2
~
~
0 -1 25565
S
#25565
The Ocean~
You are thrown about by the ocean waves, and you do your utmost to maintain
control of your boat. To the east you see a beautiful beach, but you can't
seem to get there from here.
~
0 0 6
D0
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~
0 -1 25564
D2
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~
0 -1 25566
S
#25566
The Ocean~
You are tossed around helplessly by the ocean waves. You look up and see that
you might be able to reach the beach from here. In a desperate attempt to save
your skin, you reach for a branch that hangs over the edge and...
~
0 0 6
D0
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0 -1 25565
D2
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0 -1 25573
D3
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0 -1 25567
D4
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~
0 -1 25604
S
#25567
The Ocean~
Your boat tosses and turns in the waves, which makes you feel somewhat queasy.
To the east you can see a beach. To the north is a reef which cannot be
penetrated. To the west and south you see more open ocean.
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D1
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D2
~
~
0 -1 25572
D3
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~
0 -1 25568
S
#25568
The Ocean~
The ocean water churns in a whirlpool here. The water begins to suck you and
your boat under. You have lost control and must take desperate measures to
escape.
~
0 4 7
S
#25569
The Ocean~
The spray from the water hits you in the face, and the salty water stings your
eyes and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. It's a good thing that you have an
ample supply of fresh water with you. You DO have an ample supply of fresh
water, don't you? To the west you see some dark high cliffs and unforgiving
sharp rocks.
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0 0 7
D0
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~
0 -1 25568
D1
~
~
0 -1 25572
D2
~
~
0 -1 25570
S
#25570
The Ocean~
You are headed towards the sharp rocks. In a desperate attempt to save your
skin, you steer your boat clear. You see more rocks to the west and south.
~
0 0 7
E
rocks~
The rocks are scattered about in the water in front of a very high cliff. ~
D0
~
~
0 -1 25569
D1
~
~
0 -1 25571
S
#25571
The Ocean~
You do your best to navigate these rough waters. The ocean tosses you about
making you feel sick again. To the south is the sheer face of a dark cliff and
more rocks. Far in the distance you see what appears to be a tiny island.
~
0 0 7
D0
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~
0 -1 25572
D1
~
~
0 -1 25574
D3
~
~
0 -1 25570
S
#25572
The Ocean~
You are tossed about by the ocean waves. To the west and south you see a high
cliff and some sharp rocks.
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0 0 7
D0
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~
0 -1 25567
D1
~
~
0 -1 25573
D2
~
~
0 -1 25571
D3
~
~
0 -1 25569
S
#25573
The Ocean~
The waves are pretty rough here, and the ocean levels seem to be rising up.
The wind has picked up a little also, and ties your hair into little knots as
it blows in most every direction at once.
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0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25566
D1
~
~
0 -1 25582
D2
~
~
0 -1 25574
D3
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~
0 -1 25572
S
#25574
The Ocean~
You see open ocean in every direction. The waves spill into your boat, and the
water seems to be getting rougher. The ocean spray slaps you in the face,
almost as if to challenge you with it's gauntlet.
~
0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25573
D1
~
~
0 -1 25577
D2
~
~
0 -1 25575
D3
~
~
0 -1 25571
S
#25575
The Ocean~
There are more rocks to the south and west. Hitting them would be the end of
your little adventure, so you do your best to turn and head in another 
direction.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25574
D1
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~
0 -1 25576
S
#25576
The Ocean~
You toss and tumble about in the angry ocean. You squint and look around for
signs of dry land which would hopefully offer some relief from this cauldron
that brews with the screams of all those who lost their lives to the sea.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25577
D1
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~
0 -1 25579
D3
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~
0 -1 25575
S
#25577
The Ocean~
The water surges and roars with a pounding crash against the bow of your boat.
The taste of salt water stings your throat as yet another wave breaks and
slams into your face.
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0 0 7
D0
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~
0 -1 25582
D1
~
~
0 -1 25578
D2
~
~
0 -1 25576
D3
~
~
0 -1 25574
S
#25578
The Ocean~
The black ocean waves seem to have taken a life of their own. As they crash
furiously against your boat, you wonder about the safety of your own life.
~
0 0 7
D0
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~
0 -1 25583
D1
~
~
0 -1 25581
D2
~
~
0 -1 25579
D3
~
~
0 -1 25577
S
#25579
The Ocean~
You continue tumbling along the ocean waves. To the east are more sharp rocks.
There is a chasm to the south.
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0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25578
D2
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~
0 -1 25580
D3
~
~
0 -1 25576
S
#25580
The Chasm~
You enter a large chasm which must have been cut into the rocks over years and
years of time. To the north you see the ocean and hear a pounding surf roar as
it crashes against some rocks.
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0 9 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25579
D5
~
~
0 -1 25639
S
#25581
The Ocean~
The ocean waters pummel and pound your boat, the fury of the wind drives the
waves over the bow. The ocean here treats you in a most unforgiving way.
~
0 0 7
D0
~
~
0 -1 25584
D3
~
~
0 -1 25578
S
#25582
The Ocean~
The roar of the air shouts in your ears and you think you may go mad if you
don't find dry land soon.
~
0 0 7
D1
~
~
0 -1 25583
D2
~
~
0 -1 25577
D3
~
~
0 -1 25573
S
#25583
The Ocean~
You ride the waves of a screaming ocean. The waves toss you up and down in a
relentless way. You hang on a little tighter and hope your boat doesn't come 
apart.
~
0 0 7
D1
~
~
0 -1 25584
D2
~
~
0 -1 25578
D3
~
~
0 -1 25582
S
#25584
The Ocean~
The ocean surrounds you and seems to bubble and roar with an anger you have
never witnessed. The water is an ominous and deep black. The wind roars and
seems to call your name...
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0 0 7
D1
~
~
0 -1 25585
D2
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~
0 -1 25581
D3
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~
0 -1 25583
S
#25585
The Ocean~
The wind rips through your hair and the waves toss and turn your boat in every
direction. You do your best to navigate, but it doesn't seem to do any good.
The waves seem to carry you any way they choose. You say a little prayer to
Cthulhu and hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves. Uh,
waves. I mean waves.
~
0 0 7
D3
~
~
0 -1 25584
S
#25586
The Ocean~
The ocean waters rise and fall with an angry precision. The salty wind howls
in your ears and feels as though it is scratching your face with tiny daggers.
The water and air seem to be alive with a vengeance that scares you to the
bottom of your soul.
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D0
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0 -1 25587
D1
~
~
0 -1 25599
D2
~
~
0 -1 25562
S
#25587
The Ocean~
The water is nearly black and you notice it is quite cold as a wave slams over
your bow and splashes your face. The salty stings your eyes and leaves an
awful taste in your mouth.
~
0 0 7
D1
~
~
0 -1 25588
D2
~
~
0 -1 25586
S
#25588
The Ocean~
Huge waves pound you from all directions. The sea rumbles and grumbles at you,
almost as though it knows you are intruding here. The sky is gray and hazy,
and a cold wind slaps you in the face.
~
0 0 7
D1
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0 -1 25589
D2
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~
0 -1 25599
D3
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~
0 -1 25587
S
#25589
The Ocean~
The ocean is alive with the mighty roar of crashing waves and howling winds.
You do your best to avoid smashing in to the sharp rocks along the shoreline.
~
0 0 7
D1
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0 -1 25590
D2
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0 -1 25598
D3
~
~
0 -1 25588
S
#25590
The Ocean~
The roar of the waves concerns you a little. You hang on for dear life as you
crash over another wave, and the salty spray of the sea slaps you in the face.
~
0 0 7
D1
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~
0 -1 25591
D2
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0 -1 25597
D3
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~
0 -1 25589
S
#25591
The Ocean~
Cold dark waves crash against your boat with a fury you have never
experienced. The wind plows through your hair and screams in your ears. You
start to wonder if it was such a good idea to go exploring today.
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0 0 7
D1
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D2
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0 -1 25596
D3
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~
0 -1 25590
S
#25592
The Ocean~
The ocean levels rise and fall like the breathing of a great giant. The waves
seem almost as though they are alive. The rhythmic sighs of the waves toss
you about like a floundering fish.
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0 0 7
D1
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0 -1 25593
D2
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~
0 -1 25595
D3
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~
0 -1 25591
S
#25593
The Ocean~
The ocean waves toss you about relentlessly. You are starting to wonder if
you'll make it out of this place alive. You fear for your life as you
furiously bail water from the bottom of your boat.
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0 0 7
D1
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0 -1 25668
D2
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~
0 -1 25594
D3
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~
0 -1 25592
S
#25594
The Ocean~
The ocean waters breach the sides of your boat and pour in. The salty mist
sprays you in the face and stings your eyes.
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0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25593
D2
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~
0 -1 25600
D3
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~
0 -1 25595
S
#25595
The Ocean~
You flounder in the misty sea, doing your best to maintain control of your
boat. The waves slam over your bow and your vessel takes in some water. You
search desperately for something to bail with.
~
0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25592
D1
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0 -1 25594
D2
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~
0 -1 25602
D3
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0 -1 25596
S
#25596
The Ocean~
The wind screams in your ears and the ocean waves try to tear control of your
vessel from you. The waves toss you about as though you're not even there.
~
0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25591
D1
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~
0 -1 25595
D3
~
~
0 -1 25597
S
#25597
The Ocean~
You hear the winds howl across the waves as it sprays more salty water into
your face.
~
0 0 7
E
wind~
The wind seems to say, "Hello, Hello".
"I'm the one who loves you so".~
D0
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0 -1 25590
D1
~
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0 -1 25596
D3
~
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0 -1 25598
S
#25598
The Ocean~
The misty sea spins your boat and tries to steal control from you. The waves
toss you about and gives a new meaning to the word 'seasick'.
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0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25589
D1
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0 -1 25597
D3
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~
0 -1 25599
S
#25599
The Ocean~
You recall how you longed to learn how to sail, and do your best to navigate
the rough waters. The waves are relentless, and seem to slam your boat from
all directions. You hope you find dry land soon.
~
0 0 7
D0
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0 -1 25588
D1
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0 -1 25598
D3
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0 -1 25586
S
#0



#SPECIALS
M 25504 spec_breath_lightning Load to: blue canary
M 25505 spec_thief Load to: Rabid Child
M 25506 spec_cast_undead Load to: John's dead dog
M 25508 spec_breath_frost Load to: Frosty the Supervisor
M 25510 spec_guard Load to: an infantryman
M 25511 spec_guard Load to: the Marshal
M 25513 spec_thief Load to: particle man
M 25518 spec_cast_adept Load to: a huge stone statue
M 25526 spec_breath_any Load to: the head of James K. Polk
M 25527 spec_breath_any Load to: the head of John Henry
M 25539 spec_guard Load to: deputy dog
M 25552 spec_poison Load to: the two-headed snake
M 25560 spec_poison Load to: the spider
M 25561 spec_cast_undead Load to: a nightmare person
M 25569 spec_poison Load to: the squid
M 25576 spec_fido Load to: universe man
M 25577 spec_janitor Load to: person man
M 25578 spec_janitor Load to: the carpenter
M 25581 spec_poison Load to: a bat
M 25590 spec_thief Load to: a dance instructor
M 25598 spec_fido Load to: a bloodhound
S



#RESETS
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D 0 25625 4 2
D 0 25626 5 2
D 0 25637 0 2
D 0 25637 1 1
D 0 25637 2 2
D 0 25638 0 2
D 0 25649 1 1
D 0 25650 3 1
D 0 25655 2 1
D 0 25655 3 1
D 0 25656 0 1
D 0 25656 3 1
D 0 25657 0 1
D 0 25657 1 1
D 0 25658 1 1
D 0 25658 2 1
D 0 25659 0 1
D 0 25660 3 1
D 0 25661 3 1
D 0 25662 2 1
D 0 25663 2 1
D 0 25664 1 1
D 0 25665 1 1
D 0 25666 0 1
D 0 25667 0 1
D 0 25672 2 2
D 0 25673 3 1
D 0 25501 2 1
D 0 25502 0 1
D 0 25504 2 1
D 0 25505 0 1
D 0 25506 2 1
D 0 25507 0 1
D 0 25509 2 1
D 0 25510 0 1
D 0 25510 1 2
D 0 25518 3 1
D 0 25519 1 1
D 0 25520 0 1
D 0 25522 0 1
D 0 25524 3 2
D 0 25526 3 1
D 0 25531 1 1
D 0 25531 2 1
D 0 25532 2 1
D 0 25538 1 2
D 0 25543 5 1
D 0 25544 1 2
D 0 25544 3 2
D 0 25545 1 2
D 0 25545 3 2
D 0 25546 1 2
D 0 25546 3 2
D 0 25547 1 2
D 0 25547 3 2
D 0 25548 1 2
D 0 25548 3 2
D 0 25549 3 2
D 0 25550 4 1
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M 0 25571 7 25605 1
M 0 25542 1 25609 1
M 0 25583 1 25616 1
M 0 25584 1 25617 1
M 0 25585 1 25618 1
M 0 25586 1 25619 1
M 0 25588 1 25620 1
M 0 25587 1 25621 1
M 0 25589 1 25622 1
M 0 25535 1 25623 1
M 0 25524 1 25625 1
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O 0 25591 100 25626
O 0 25592 100 25626
O 0 25593 100 25626
O 0 25594 100 25626
O 0 25595 100 25626
O 0 25597 100 25626
O 0 25600 100 25626
O 0 25605 100 25626
O 0 25598 100 25627
O 0 25599 100 25627
M 0 25549 1 25629 1
E 0 25617 100 12
M 0 25539 1 25631 1
M 0 25537 1 25632 1
E 0 25562 100 3
O 0 25603 100 25632
M 0 25556 1 25633 1
M 0 25557 1 25634 1
M 0 25517 1 25635 1
M 0 25581 1 25636 1
M 0 25574 1 25638 1
E 0 25571 100 6
M 0 25513 10 25641 1
M 0 25554 1 25641 1
E 0 25533 100 6
M 0 25567 1 25644 1
E 0 25610 100 15
M 0 25578 8 25645 1
E 0 25587 100 16
M 0 25599 1 25645 1
M 0 25558 1 25648 1
E 0 25581 100 17
O 0 25577 100 25648
M 0 25536 1 25649 1
E 0 25557 100 6
O 0 25590 100 25649
M 0 25533 1 25651 1
E 0 25551 100 12
E 0 25569 100 17
G 0 25535 100
G 0 25536 100
G 0 25537 100
G 0 25538 100
G 0 25539 100
G 0 25540 100
G 0 25543 100
G 0 25544 100
G 0 25545 100
G 0 25546 100
G 0 25547 100
G 0 25548 100
G 0 25549 100
G 0 25550 100
G 0 25569 100
M 0 25514 1 25652 1
E 0 25584 100 17
M 0 25548 1 25652 1
M 0 25591 1 25652 1
E 0 25561 100 1
E 0 25585 100 17
E 0 25586 100 6
M 0 25592 1 25652 1
E 0 25528 100 16
O 0 25566 100 25652
M 0 25545 1 25653 1
M 0 25598 2 25653 1
M 0 25561 3 25654 1
M 0 25544 1 25656 1
M 0 25543 1 25658 1
M 0 25566 1 25659 1
E 0 25614 100 6
M 0 25565 1 25660 1
E 0 25568 100 17
M 0 25590 1 25661 1
E 0 25583 100 11
E 0 25606 100 5
M 0 25579 1 25662 1
E 0 25604 100 17
M 0 25553 1 25663 1
E 0 25609 100 17
E 0 25617 100 12
M 0 25593 1 25664 1
E 0 25588 100 16
O 0 25608 100 25664
P 0 25504 0 25505 1
P 0 25514 0 25515 1
P 0 25512 0 25514 1
P 0 25526 0 25566 1
P 0 25535 0 25594 1
P 0 25541 0 25515 1
P 0 25542 0 25541 1
P 0 25553 0 25602 1
P 0 25585 0 25605 1
P 0 25601 0 25600 1
P 0 25607 0 25594 1
M 0 25564 1 25665 1
E 0 25573 100 8
E 0 25613 100 17
M 0 25555 1 25666 1
E 0 25578 100 14
M 0 25572 1 25667 1
M 0 25573 1 25667 1
E 0 25572 100 5
E 0 25511 100 0
M 0 25596 1 25669 1
E 0 25585 100 17
G 0 25585 100
M 0 25595 1 25672 1
E 0 25534 100 7
M 0 25503 1 25501 1
M 0 25501 1 25502 1
E 0 25501 100 6
E 0 25503 100 5
E 0 25502 100 7
O 0 25507 100 25502
M 0 25500 1 25503 1
E 0 25500 100 12
E 0 25506 100 17
O 0 25505 100 25504
M 0 25505 1 25505 1
M 0 25509 1 25506 1
E 0 25516 100 16
M 0 25502 1 25507 1
E 0 25518 100 17
M 0 25523 1 25507 1
O 0 25508 100 25507
M 0 25507 1 25510 1
O 0 25509 100 25510
O 0 25515 100 25511
O 0 25563 100 25511
O 0 25565 100 25511
M 0 25504 1 25512 1
M 0 25510 10 25516 1
E 0 25520 100 6
M 0 25511 1 25516 1
E 0 25519 100 17
M 0 25534 1 25518 1
E 0 25506 100 17
M 0 25515 1 25519 1
E 0 25579 100 5
E 0 25575 100 6
G 0 25510 100
M 0 25516 1 25519 1
E 0 25521 100 8
O 0 25580 100 25519
O 0 25560 100 25520
M 0 25538 1 25521 1
G 0 25618 100
M 0 25528 1 25523 1
E 0 25559 100 6
M 0 25550 1 25526 1
M 0 25541 1 25528 1
M 0 25512 1 25529 1
E 0 25517 100 17
M 0 25540 1 25529 1
E 0 25558 100 5
M 0 25575 1 25530 1
M 0 25506 1 25531 1
O 0 25589 100 25531
M 0 25508 1 25532 1
E 0 25564 100 6
G 0 25522 100
G 0 25555 100
M 0 25532 6 25536 1
M 0 25546 1 25537 1
M 0 25547 1 25539 1
M 0 25525 1 25540 1
M 0 25594 8 25540 1
O 0 25552 100 25540
M 0 25522 1 25541 1
G 0 25554 100
M 0 25563 1 25542 1
E 0 25611 100 10
E 0 25615 100 6
E 0 25616 100 17
M 0 25518 1 25543 1
E 0 25525 100 6
G 0 25619 100
O 0 25582 100 25543
M 0 25526 1 25544 1
M 0 25527 1 25545 1
M 0 25529 1 25546 1
M 0 25530 1 25547 1
E 0 25532 100 17
M 0 25531 1 25548 1
E 0 25612 100 17
M 0 25519 1 25549 1
E 0 25513 100 7
E 0 25596 100 9
E 0 25527 100 16
E 0 25529 100 12
G 0 25567 100
M 0 25520 1 25549 1
E 0 25530 100 5
E 0 25531 100 16
E 0 25574 100 4
E 0 25570 100 17
G 0 25556 100
M 0 25521 1 25549 1
O 0 25523 100 25549
O 0 25524 100 25549
M 0 25560 1 25551 1
M 0 25551 1 25558 1
G 0 25576 100
M 0 25580 1 25559 1
M 0 25569 1 25560 1
M 0 25577 9 25569 1
M 0 25552 1 25572 1
M 0 25597 1 25586 1
M 0 25576 9 25588 1
M 0 25582 10 25590 1
M 0 25559 1 25591 1
M 0 25568 9 25594 1
M 0 25562 1 25599 1
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#SHOPS
25508 13 8 0 0 0 5000 1000 0 23
25518 0 0 0 0 0 100 100 0 23
25533 17 19 23 0 0 300 80 0 23
25549 5 9 8 13 3 200 80 0 23
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